I think this is number 4 but can't quite be bothered to check!
Trying to cook the evening meal with a grumpy child is hard, try this; introduce him to the glass door of the cooker and stand back and watch as he says 'hello' to himself and proceeds to snog the face off his reflection;
I can't say that it enabled me to cook any quicker but it gave us all a good laugh!!!
Nathaniel likes to kiss things;
And maybe move in for a quick ear nibble;