Monday, 22 March 2010

And After A Quick Blow Job

I can now reveal my amazing new non-stick underskirt;


That sits very nicely under my yummy new skirt;


A side view;


And by the time I had got this far through my day my brain was mashed and I was unable to hold a straight normal face anymore;


Things I have learned while taking pictures of myself in my lovely new skirts;

1. My calves are not nearly as huge as I thought from looking down upon them, from the front they're not so scary.

2. I really need to clean the nasty smear off the mirror.

3. I need to move the mirror somewhere else in the house or put the washing/drying away far more frequently. Just to clarify; this is my landing, not wishy-washie's laundry!

4. I need to work on my muffin top and bingo wings!

5. I must make more skirts to practice taking good pictures of myself in my clean mirror without washing looming above/below/around me.

Daisie xxx


9 comments:

Gina said...

Fab skirt... and perfectly normal laundry piles and dirty mirror... doesn't every house have them?

jackanne said...

Brilliant...you taking orders yet, your skirt looks really nice good idea on the underskirt aswell.GO GIRL!! hugs xx

ANGLESEY ALLSORTS said...

Good idea with the slip - dont want you going around frightening the horses!

Vicky x

smilernpb said...

I love the skirt, fab idea for the slip.

My house is just as chaotic! xx

Judy Ross said...

Great skirts! (Love the title of your post too). To fit my laundry piles in a photo you'd need a wide angle lens. All photography in my house is done in front of the one bit of wall (in my entire house that is) that has nothing against it and can be cleared of detritus in 3 seconds.

jennyflower said...

Great title! I always knew you were the dream wife! My first project ever was a slip with a french seam to wear under a wool school skirt which itched the living daylights out of me. It was probably the last decent garment I made!

Swirlyarts said...

Nice skirt :) Charity shops always have slips in - it's where I get mine from!

Kitschy Coo said...

Another great skirt in a lovely fabric! I'm still to make my underslip...

twiggypeasticks said...

Looks lovely missus. Our spare bedroom is spilling over with clothes drying and ironing mountains and we have a clothes horse full in Twiglets bedroom. Family life is messy but fun - that's what I tell myself!!!
I feel I might need to have my jeans surgically removed and run up some skirts for the Summer. Don't know if the world is ready for my legs though. Don't want Mr Twigs to get over heated either :)
Twiggy x